How to speedrun forums

Some people find speedrunning forums an impossible task. As a super speedrunner I'll tell you some of the tricks.

• Use keyboard shortcuts. Don't you know every attack on your toolbar is associated with a key from 0 to 9? Also after pwning a thread you can hit 1 to advance to the next thread?
• Disable images or use cached images. So forums will load much faster and you can save a lot of time.
• Use your attacks wisely. If you can kill a thread with a weaker attack, use it and save your stronger attacks for the next thread.
  
• Avoid lag spikes. Lag is your worst enemy. At times like right after rollover and dom end many people run their visits at the same time so Forumwarz is lagging like crazy, and you should avoid it.
• Boost your offense. First you should get a Master Ball which gives +23 offense, +33 defense, then Pink Floyd (+30 offense/defense). Then get +6/+7 offense moar files. They are expensive, but they're worth it.
  

How to earn Flezz fast

New players coming to the game always wonder how to get a lot of Flezz to buy awesome items. I'll tell you how ;)

• Pwn high cred forums: more cred = more deliveries. Some forums give you a lot more cred than the others, so check out the list of forums and pick the highest cred ones that you can pwn.
• Boost your luck and charisma: luck and charisma affect the value and number of deliveries, so get a lot of luck and charisma items and equip them at rollover. Some moar files like more random keystrokes.dtbs, kittens_playing.leer and WildVid-Girlscrewshobofor100dollars.divy give you a lot of luck and are available at Kyoubai for reasonable prices, so get them as soon as possible.
• Boost your frugality: deliveries selling price is maxed at 10 frugality, so that's the number you should aim for. VIRUS INFECTED DO NOT DOWNLOAD.sdoc is a cheap moar file that gives +7 frugality
• Buy everything at Kyoubai: many people (like me) have high frugality and can offer a much lower price than at the shops, so be sure to check Kyoubai for items you need.
  
• Get a job: the job board gives you a lot of easy jobs with high Flezz rewards, so do them whenever you're in need of quick cash.