How to speedrun forums

Some people find speedrunning forums an impossible task. As a super speedrunner I'll tell you some of the tricks.

• Use keyboard shortcuts. Don't you know every attack on your toolbar is associated with a key from 0 to 9? Also after pwning a thread you can hit 1 to advance to the next thread?
• Disable images or use cached images. So forums will load much faster and you can save a lot of time.
• Use your attacks wisely. If you can kill a thread with a weaker attack, use it and save your stronger attacks for the next thread.
  
• Avoid lag spikes. Lag is your worst enemy. At times like right after rollover and dom end many people run their visits at the same time so Forumwarz is lagging like crazy, and you should avoid it.
• Boost your offense. First you should get a Master Ball which gives +23 offense, +33 defense, then Pink Floyd (+30 offense/defense). Then get +6/+7 offense moar files. They are expensive, but they're worth it.